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Tru Factz
By Sunzout Guhnzout | Apr. 1, 2018Admin changes all traffic lights to blue and yellow only
By Fruh Turnitee | Apr. 1, 2018TEEK purchases Drexel, lifts ban on itself
By Jerry Clebow | Apr. 1, 2018Too many freshmen accepted, again
By Academically A. Sophomore | Apr. 1, 2017Teaching assistant under fire for tweet about ‘freshman genocide’
By Betsy "Sickle Cell" Jenkinspuff | Apr. 1, 2017Trampoline used to avoid construction
By Poor McPoorface | Apr. 1, 2017Trump buys The Study, erects middle finger to UPenn
Trolling
By Penny Tration | Apr. 1, 2018The magnificent shaft: Drexel’s newest mascot
By Nunya Bizznis | Apr. 1, 2018Make a dash for cold hard cash
By Willie Fisterbottom | Apr. 1, 2018Fuck ambition
By Jack Inoff | Apr. 1, 2018Mi casa, tu casa… it’s everybody’s casa
By Baron Arms | Apr. 1, 2018Shoot, I need a gun!
By Schmeditorial Board | Apr. 1, 2018Amazon HQ2 delivered to you
Farts & Entertainment
By Farmer Jim | Apr. 1, 2018The Rectangle’s Top 5 Movies of the ’90s
By Dixie Normous | Apr. 1, 201890th Academy Awards big win for fish freaks
By Bin Westman | Apr. 1, 2018100% FOOLPROOF WAY TO GET A GIRLFRIEND (NOT CLICKBATE) #girlfriend
By Rikki Tikki Tavi | Apr. 1, 2018Fifth Harmony disbands: Teens, tweens mourn the end of an era
By Dick Pound Jr. | Apr. 1, 2017Limbo IPA is great if you’re man enough to handle it
By Lonzo Ball | Apr. 1, 2017Local student fears friends will ask him opinion on upcoming albums
Fun With Balls
By Bethany Baller | Apr. 1, 2018NCAA announces March Madness bracket expansion
By Anna Graham | Apr. 1, 2018High rate of concussions among Drexel football team
By Howbow Dah | Apr. 1, 2017Plagued by sniffles, Saric’s season is in jeopardy
By Fuzzy Dunlop | Apr. 1, 2017Thompkins sets Rec record with 69 turnover week
By Lulu Lund | Apr. 1, 2017Eagles decide to tank to gain Twitter followers
By Trejuan Lede | Apr. 1, 2017LaVar Ball proclaims the greatness of his daughter
