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From: Rectangle Admin
To: ██████████████████████
Subject: Scorpio
Date: Wed, 01 Apr 2026

You need to go get some good W.A.P. today. And I’m not talking about the Megan Thee Stallion song (you pervert), I’m talking about good old fashioned Working-out And Protein drinks! Summer is fast approaching and your future beau is coming to you on a Jersey shore beach in three months and six days. So get workin!

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