Usher

• Following his 2024 Super Bowl Halftime show, it is only fair to give Usher another chance without being overshadowed by Rihanna. Maybe at DragonFly he can actually incorporate his most popular songs from the 2000s in his setlist. Boyfriends beware. 

Ice Spice

• The best Spice Girl, these other performers are not even the fart compared to Ice Spice. Used to enhance the flavor of food, Ice Spice is a great addition to your spice cabinet. Spicier than Nicki Minaj, Ice Spice can be added to proteins or even salads. Bring Ice Spice to Drexel University and she would be able to add flavor to the Urban food.  

Hannah Montana

• She’s the best of both worlds. However, the last time Hannah Montana performed, it was revealed she’s actually an “Ordinary Girl,” Miley Cyrus. Fans were shocked when Montana stopped her show during the Crowley Corners festival. Moments after, Montana revealed her true identity under her wig. Hannah Montana has never shown herself ever since. Apparently, “Miley” won two Grammys in 2024, yet Hannah Montana has won zero —- not fair. 

Handy Manny and Tools OR The Wiggles

• Both viable options, they have been mastering their craft since the early 2000s. A bilingual king, Handy Manny can get the crowd going. Famous for fixing issues around his town, Manny has been a crowd favorite for years. Manny isn’t Handy without his tools, so they would serve as great background dancers. After their performance, maybe Handy Manny can fix the Race Street Elevators. 

Entire Cast of “Glee”

• While they might be dysfunctional, the entire cast of “Glee” provides a diverse group on the stage. But beware, if you spot a middle aged man with curly hair and wearing a sweater vest, run away. He might perform a dance that no one wants to see. And don’t bother bringing any posters or signs for the cast, Lea Michele won’t be able to read them. Bringing a sleep mask or blindfold is highly recommended during the show. Some parts might be too cringey to watch. 

Ye

• With his recent release with Ty Dolla $ign, Ye needs to perform somewhere and what better place to host him than Drexel University. And maybe after his performance he can go to the Drexel Counseling Center (just kidding, they probably cannot help!). 

John Frye

• One of the highest paid college presidents in the nation, John Frye could sell out a show in seconds. John Frye for DragonFly 2024 Petition Now (maybe he’ll acknowledge this one).

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