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Subject: Top places to vape: a non-smoker’s perspective
Date: Wed, 01 Apr 2026

1. Your residence hall’s stairway: There is nothing like the vibe of sad brutalist concrete and roaches.

2. Curtis Hall: For those who want to be a menace and hot box the already permanent cloud of must.
3. The Lancaster Walk lawn chairs: Bonus points if you blow it towards people.

4. The green space by the URBN Center: Your professor just tore apart a project you pulled three all nighters on. Understandable.

5. Outside of the Library: Respect for not doing it in an enclosed space?

6. The Summit: The only explanation for the amount of fire alarms.

7. Papadakis Integrated Sciences Building: The Biowall has good vibes.

8. Race Lawn: I bet your dad is paying for those vapes too.

9. By the Old Wawa: Now almost fully closed off by the L improvements that I am sure all my taxes are going towards.10. 7-Eleven: You just bought some and could not wait until you were off the store’s lot to hit it.

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