In response to the increasing rate of students’ inability to be straightforward with their answers, the university has officially announced a new interdisciplinary program: Strategic “Maybe” Studies. The launch of this new program was designed for chronically noncommittal students who respond to invitations with “I might stop by!” despite already knowing they will absolutely attend. […]

Juan Frye has done it again. The students of Drexel have been in complete despair since he abandoned them for Temple University. However, he has left them with one last parting gift: Drexel will become a White Lotus hotel. After all, what could be better than a university transforming into a questionably run luxury resort? […]

Question 1) Which type of water bottle would you carry around campus on your way to your 9 a.m. class after halloweekend? Question 2) Scenario: You booked a study room at the library for 12 p.m. and saw a group of students still eating Wawa inside at 12 p.m. How would you react? Question 3) […]