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Angela White’s magnum opus: film review

When talking about the modern-day pornstar, there are few stars that shine as bright as Angela White. After over a decade in the business, the Australian actress has displayed time and time again why she is continually regarded as one of the best to ever do it, and this trend does not seem to be […]

Now open: delicious desserts at Drexel park!

On the corner of Baring Street now sits what may very well be the most charming sugar sanctuary in all of Philadelphia. Aptly named, The Sweetest Treat, it is less a title and more a promise. With its unapologetically pink storefront, it allures like no other, beckoning passersby to step inside. Even from the sidewalk, […]

Drexel introduces new “Upstairs Neighbor Studies” major

With the upcoming academic transformation, Drexel will be going through a multitude of transitions and changes with the goal of improving the university’s quality of education and its general academic renown. To support these new academic goals, the university has announced a new cutting-edge program with the aim of becoming an ideal destination for the […]

Meet the Interdimensional Lovecraftian Horror responsible for your dining hall food

There are two dining halls that  Drexel University students who are on the school’s meal plan may frequent. These dining halls are controversial among Drexel students. “The meal plan is a scam,” says one disgruntled diner at Urban Eatery. “You pay a stupid amount of money and the food’s barely edible.” When asked for an […]

RECTANGLE BACHELOR!

Hello, Rectangle readers! This spring we will be hosting the first-ever season of the Rectangle Bachelor, starring opinion writer Tobin Raza as the man everyone desires! Tobin is a bright and beautiful young man, and any lady (or anyone, for that matter) would be lucky to have him. If you are interested, please report to […]

Westphal: Where are they now?

Since its founding as the Department of Domestic Economy in 1891, Drexel University’s Antoinette Westphal College of Media Arts and Design has been a pioneer in preparing students to become leaders in their fields. Westphal alumni, from Dance to Game Design and Production graduates, have gone on to excel in their professions. One profession in […]

How John Frye spends his millions

On March 14, Drexel University President John Frye released a statement addressing recent student concerns regarding his revenue. This message was sent to the Drexel community following a report of President Frye’s salary on Feb. 16.  “I am pained that many students have expressed their views that I am unworthy of $2 million each year,” […]

Caine gets frisky with fidget spinners in new Nolan epic

He shocked the world by telling a story in reverse with “Memento,” he revitalized the superhero genre with “The Dark Knight” trilogy, he created an incredibly complex sci-fi world with “Inception,” he gave us the IMAX experience of a lifetime with “Interstellar” and he made an almost completely bloodless war movie with “Dunkirk.” A few […]

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