Rumors are swirling throughout the Drexel University athletics world. Vague reports and first hand encounters repeatedly roll in from throughout campus, but as of yet they have been either unreliable or difficult to substantiate. But now, The Rectangle has received exclusive evidence of a fact that has been tough to prove: the existence of the […]

Drexel Football Team to receive new stadium, training facility Not to be outdone by Temple University’s recent decision to build a new $100 million football stadium, Drexel has decided to come up with one of their own. The new Panini-Brandywiener Dragon Stadium will be the new centerpiece of campus life according to DrexelNOW, the propaganda […]

On March 7, 2016, Bruiser Flynt was fired as head coach of the men’s basketball team at Drexel University. For 15 years, Flynt was at the helm of the squad that, unfortunately, was unable to make an NCAA tournament appearance at any point during his run, despite a few close calls. With so much time […]

The Drexel University women’s basketball team hired Allen Iverson, the 2001 National Basketball Association’s Most Valuable Player award winner, to be an assistant coach for the 2016-2017 season on March 28. After receiving and considering offers from various high school and college programs, Iverson decided to join Drexel’s staff. Drexel’s head coach Fenise Fillon will […]

What a time to be alive if you’re a Philadelphia 76ers fan. The team has been so bad that theyhave actually been interesting to watch. On a nightly basis we, the fans, have the unique opportunity to see if the Sixers will surpass 90 points. Papa John’s just had to take advantage of the marketing […]

According to sources close to Drexel’s men’s basketball head coaching search, athletic director Aaric Wilmur provided search firm Parker Executive Search with just one requirement for its new coach: a name as kick-ass as, or more kick-ass than, Bruiser Flynt. Multiple sources, speaking on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of this classified information, […]

A month-long investigation by The Rectangle into the training methods of the Drexel University men’s basketball team revealed that the team’s lone trainer, Maximillian Payne, was grossly negligent in his treatment of the team during an injury-plagued season. Among Payne’s various methods of dealing with nagging injuries, his most common treatment was to give players […]

When asked about his team’s primary goals going forward during a press conference March 20, Philadelphia Phillies General Manager Ruben Amaro Jr. gave a unique insight into the direction of his organization. “Right now, we’re really looking into a lot of different options going forward. We like the idea of horse-driven plows or maybe just […]

In what turned out to be a comical but inconsequential detour, a Drexel University crew boat accidentally rowed across the Atlantic Ocean in the middle of its spring season opener against local schools. Despite the days-long detour, the men’s varsity eight boat still finished a solid 22 seconds ahead of second-place finisher Villanova University. In […]

The Philadelphia Eagles traded head coach Chip Kelly to the Tennessee Titans March 30 in exchange for the second overall pick in the 2015 NFL Draft. In a huge move, the Eagles look poised to select University of Oregon quarterback Marcus Mariota. Strangely, the man who seems to have wanted Mariota at the helm of […]