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How John Frye spends his millions

On March 14, Drexel University President John Frye released a statement addressing recent student concerns regarding his revenue. This message was sent to the Drexel community following a report of President Frye’s salary on Feb. 16.  “I am pained that many students have expressed their views that I am unworthy of $2 million each year,” […]

Virgo

Vir-GO WILD GIRL!!! Get lit! Get crazy! You'll get not one, not two, not even three bodies today! Tear through the city!

What the FUCK is your FUCKING major??

Question 1) Which type of water bottle would you carry around campus on your way to your 9 a.m. class after halloweekend? Question 2) Scenario: You booked a study room at the library for 12 p.m. and saw a group of students still eating Wawa inside at 12 p.m. How would you react? Question 3) […]

Gemini

Feeling raunchy? That sucks! You will have your last sex today :( ...You might want to consider investing in a new toy (or reintroducing yourself to good ol' Mr. Sock).

Drexel spends $500 million to buy 30th Street Station

In a move that has left students scratching their heads and commuters bewildered, Drexel University has announced its acquisition of the iconic William H. Gray III 30th Street Station for a staggering $500 million. University officials unveiled their grand plan to transform the bustling transportation hub into the ultimate student center, complete with gourmet dining […]

Cancer

Luckily for you, your sign has nothing to do with your whore o' scope today! Yay, no cancer! (gonorrhea though...)

Sagittarius

The people have spoken, you are a boring prude. Today you must grab this issue by the balls and reclaim your name to fame. Go on the apps, get white girl wasted at a bar, or dial up your favorite would-fuck-anything friend so you can get your rocks off!