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What’s Happening in Philadelphia

Erin Express sponsored by SEPTA The Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority is hosting their first annual Erin Express festivities on the first Saturday of April. Like the name suggests, the event will take place on any express subway or regional rail train. It is strictly BYOB and any Erin Express participant found sober on an express […]

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Nicole Baysick | Sophomore | Communication Wearing: BCBG velour sweat suit, UGG boots, D&G sunglasses, Vera Bradley tote, sorority event t-shirt cut into a crop top, Starbucks caramel Frappuccino Q: What inspires your sense of style? A: I mean, I like, really love fashion, and it speaks to me so much. So I just let […]

Drexel’s premiere dining hall receives high praise

Chez Hans makes for an unforgettable dining experience. With its napkins made of Egyptian cotton and its sharply dressed staff, it gives off the impression of a traditional, regal establishment. However, the restaurant prides itself on its postmodern atmosphere. For example, no reservations are necessary. Every Wednesday, a local band plays. There is also a […]

DIY: Uber Hip Flower Crown

So, Urban Outfitters was selling these flower crowns and I thought, “Hey, these can’t be that hard to make!” From what I can tell, it’s just some fake flowers on a headband. Once I bought all of the materials, though, I realized that it cost more than the one I saw in the store. Whatever, […]

Studio splits ‘Mockingjay’ into 27 film installments

Lionsgate announced March 29 that shook the dystopian fan base throughout the world. The third installment of the “Hunger Games” series, originally scheduled to release Nov. 21, will no longer encompass the entire first half of the last novel but only be the first chapter. For no reason other than to make millions of dollars […]

Fake It ’til You Make It

The fashion industry is a dark and mysterious world. Truth be told, there are too many blogs, designers and trends for a single person to comprehend. It is notorious for being the only industry where one day something is in and the next day it is out, making it impossible for the average brain to […]

Man wins ‘Penis Game’ at ‘Vagina Monologues’

During the Feb. 28 performance of “The Vagina Monologues” at Drexel University’s Mandell Theater, local man Rick Walters began a rousing edition of The Penis Game, which he ultimately won by beating out several other members of the audience. As the lights brightened and the curtains went down for intermission, Walters took a trip to […]

McCollab

After Creative Director Jeremy Scott’s debut collection featuring McDonald’s inspired purses, apparel, and yes, iPhone French Fry cases, America’s favorite fast food employees have been lashing out at Moschino. Claiming that the collection was a mockery of minimum wage workers, McEmployees demanded that Moschino formally apologize to each of them. After shots were fired, the […]

Rob Ford talks USA, career goals, TV and cunnilingus

With his political career in Toronto on the rocks, Mayor Rob Ford is embarking on a new career path: acting. Ford was recently in town to black out at a Maple Leafs versus Flyers game and took the time to sit down with The Rectangle and discuss his latest endeavors. When asked about this sudden, […]

DiCaprio to play Mother Theresa in all-out Oscar bid

Leonardo DiCaprio to end Oscars losing streak by playing Mother Teresa. On Oscar night earlier this March, Mathew McConaughey was named best actor for his portrayal of real-life AIDS patient Ron Woodroof. It was also the night that paved the way for Leonardo DiCaprio to continue his Oscars losing streak, now standing at an impressive […]

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