Being a messy homewrecker will not be in your favor today! Be forewarned... on your way are several confrontations, abuse, interventions and angry exes coming for you. So do what you must because you're going to have a lot of stuff to "destress" from and nobody to help you do so...

Amidst student complaints of deadly smells emanating from 3675 Market Street, Drexel University’s home for the College of Computing and Informatics, CCI Dean announces new policies in a hope to crack down on rampant hygiene issues. Stewie Bryant, Director of Drexel’s Bachelor’s CS Program, reflected that “even after eighty years of teaching computer science at […]

Please take the day off king. Please. You've been going crazy for a while trying to match your body count to Bill Gates' bank account and you need to stop and breathe. Let the bacterial infections catch up to you before you amass more STD's than Thanos has stones!

In a (not so shocking) turn of events, Drexel University President John Frye has signed a contract with the United States Construction corporation to turn the University City campus of Drexel into a themed amusement park, supposedly the largest and most theatrical amusement park in the Northeast United States. 

Drexel University’s Pi Kappa Alpha hosted a celebration for International Women’s Day on March 8. The fraternity, who lost their house for two years this past September, was granted a one- time exception by President John Frye to host the celebration at the vacant facility. The fraternity, also referred to as Pike, publicized the event […]

Give your boyfriend a big kiss today before you leave the house because its gonna be the last time monogamy will be true about your relationship! Your sexy "friend" is going to really upset things...

Last Friday, the American Public Transportation Association ranked SEPTA as the cleanest transit system in North America — a title I had to confirm as a veteran rider. I walked down the soon-to-be “Drexel Station” at 30th Street and braced myself for an experience I’d undergone many times: one faceted by the SEPTA smells of […]

Get LOUD, girl! Your roommate needs to be out-moaned by you today! Time to show her who's really getting it the best in the suite!

Try something new! Your significant other is getting a little bored with the vanilla stuff...so switch it up! Just make sure to always communicate, stay hydrated, and if you need a safe word, here's a couple for you to try out! "More", "Yes", "Ow!", "We should do this more often" or just say one of their parents' names.