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Division 1 athletes are local celebrities at school. They walk around with their parkas and embroidered backpacks and seem to be everywhere. After careful observation of all the athletes on campus, we decided to give all of the teams superlatives. This was 100% scientific and not at all based on vibes. I mean, what kind […]

Drexel veteran and three time CAA defensive player of the year, Amari Williams, made headlines last week after a hard fought practice. The 6’10” senior stormed off following the team’s routine practice followed closely by Head Coach Zach Spicher who would speak with the Rectangle following the chaos.  “I’ve dealt with a lot of interesting […]

In a move that has left the academic community stunned (and slightly concerned), Drexel University announced last Friday their newest innovative venture to alleviate the growing burden of student debt amongst Drexel students: the Drexel Games. According to a statement put out by the University, the Drexel Games is modeled after a very famous piece […]

Shockwaves were sent through the MLB when Bryce Harper decided to sign with the New York Yankees Feb. 28. After three months of increasing anticipation and endless speculation, Harper finally signed, agreeing to a record-breaking 13-year $330 million deal. The deal came as a shock to many as it was long rumored that Harper was […]

This is it. The moment all NFL fans have been waiting for, and some have even been praying for, the retirement of Tom Brady is confirmed as of March 20. The New England Patriots quarterback has had a fantastic career leading up to this announcement. Recently winning the 2019 Super Bowl, his autograph prices are […]

After an entire year with the Los Angeles Lakers, it looks like LeBron James is finally tired of their failure and has decided to come to his one true home: Philadelphia. The Sixers are welcoming him with open arms and open wallets, as it will take a lot of money to pleasure King James. Fans […]

Three-time Golden Raspberry Award winner and WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump made a public appearance at Drexel University’s Daskalakis Athletic Center this St. Patrick’s Day Weekend. The Donald was acting as a celebrity referee for a charity game hosted by Drexel between the Washington Wizards and the San Antonio Spurs, in a situation described […]

For the first time in over 40 years, Drexel University has a Division I football team. The catch? The team’s roster consists entirely of some of the least athletic people on Drexel’s campus: members of the improvisational comedy club. Since 2005, Drexel’s student-run improv group has gone by the moniker of the “Drexel Football Team,” […]