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The must-have accessory of 2015

Forget longtime favorite trends such as crocs, fanny packs and Starbucks cups, the newest fad (and definitely an instant classic) is the baby! This must have accessory of 2015 appeared all over Fashion Week on and off the runway. After seeing so many fashionable babies off the runway, Dolce & Gabbana finally took the plunge […]

Designer profile: Duchess of Meowington

There are few artists in this world that will make a solid name for themselves in the fashion industry. In order to be a part of these few, you must have true visionary talent and an undeniable ability to create designs that people will rave about from season to season. We had the once in […]

Star Sightings

Vice President Joe Biden was sighted at Kiwi Yogurt on 36th and Chestnut March 29. Store manager JaVale O’Flannery said, “It’s a thrill to have such a famous national figure in my store. I just wish he would stop holding up the line, he’s been trying to pick out flavors and toppings for about two […]

Keystone Light gives frugal drinkers taste of PA pride

When it comes right down to it, I’m a simple man. I like big trucks, big dogs, big boobs and President George W. Bush. I like things close to home, and my home is the heartland of the Keystone State, Pennsylvania. That’s why I’m reviewing our great state’s greatest export, Keystone Light. After Uncle Sam […]

Campus Hot Spots

Drexel University’s hottest Friday-night spot on campus is French Fry, located underneath of what remains of the James E. Marks Intercultural Center. To ge there you must dig through the rubble until you find an exact replica of the hatch from “Lost,” knock three times and then you’ll be greeted by the bouncer, a surly […]

Daily Horoscopes

Horoscope for April 1, 2015 Aries (March 21 – April 19) — Today, you will encounter your soul mate while in line at a Chinese food cart that may or may not be up to the most current health codes. You will order the General Tso chicken while the love of your life orders chicken […]

Ask Gary!

Hi Gary, I am trying to figure out my housing situation for next year. There are a lot of options but most all of them are out of my price range. What should I do? Sincerely, Homeless Hank   Howdy Hank,   Housing is always a touchy subject at Drexel. To me, there is a […]

Beyoncé to perform at Spring Jam

Ring the Alarm! Campus Activities Board announced Sunday, March 31 that Beyonce will be performing at this year’s 2014 Spring Jam, and everyone on campus is asking, “What took so long?” According to Queen Bey, she and legendary rapper and husband Jay-Z have recently split, due to an affair with former Drexel student and now-rapper, […]

Crimea Officially Votes to Secede From Ukraine

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Scorsese’s latest is uber long porno

Over five decades, Martin Scorsese has built a successful career in film with a simple brew of drugs, sex, violence and derivatives of his all-time favorite word in the English language: “fuck” After the three-hour magnum opus that was December’s “The Wolf of Wall Street,” audiences didn’t think that he could get any raunchier with […]

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