Balls


Shockwaves were sent through the MLB when Bryce Harper decided to sign with the New York Yankees Feb. 28. After three months of increasing anticipation…


This is it. The moment all NFL fans have been waiting for, and some have even been praying for, the retirement of Tom Brady is…
Apr. 1, 2019
Drexel football becomes Division I football team
For the first time in over 40 years, Drexel University has a Division I football team. The catch? The team’s roster consists entirely of some…

Apr. 1, 2018
NCAA announces March Madness bracket expansion
The National Collegiate Athletic Association has just announced that it will be expanding the teams included in the March Madness Division I men’s basketball tournament…

Apr. 1, 2018
High rate of concussions among Drexel football team
Members of the improv comedy club the Drexel Football Team have suffered a remarkable amount of concussions this year, according to a new report by…

Apr. 1, 2017
Plagued by sniffles, Saric’s season is in jeopardy
Throughout his teenage years, the sniffles continued to be an issue. In more trouble injury news for the Philadelphia 76ers, power forward Dario Saric has…

Apr. 1, 2017
Thompkins sets Rec record with 69 turnover week
Drexel Recreation Center’s Johnny Thompkins has been named “Athlete of the Week” for the week of March 26 – April 1 following his performance in…

Apr. 1, 2017
Eagles decide to tank to gain Twitter followers
Rumors are swirling throughout the Drexel University athletics world. Vague reports and first hand encounters repeatedly roll in from throughout campus, but as of yet…

Apr. 1, 2017
LaVar Ball proclaims the greatness of his daughter
LaVar Ball, the outspoken father of University of California at Los Angeles men’s basketball star Lonzo Ball, said March 29 that his daughter is better…

Apr. 1, 2017
Myth becomes reality: Drexel squash team spotted
Rumors are swirling throughout the Drexel University athletics world. Vague reports and first hand encounters repeatedly roll in from throughout campus, but as of yet…

Apr. 1, 2016
Drexel builds new stadium to one-up Temple
Drexel Football Team to receive new stadium, training facility Not to be outdone by Temple University’s recent decision to build a new $100 million football…

Apr. 1, 2016
Former men’s basketball coach Bruiser Flynt takes up knitting to fill unemployment
On March 7, 2016, Bruiser Flynt was fired as head coach of the men’s basketball team at Drexel University. For 15 years, Flynt was at…

Apr. 1, 2016
Allen Iverson agrees to become women’s basketball assistant coach
The Drexel University women’s basketball team hired Allen Iverson, the 2001 National Basketball Association’s Most Valuable Player award winner, to be an assistant coach for…

Apr. 1, 2016
A tribute to a fan’s love of Sam Hinkie
What a time to be alive if you’re a Philadelphia 76ers fan. The team has been so bad that theyhave actually been interesting to watch.…

Apr. 1, 2016
M. bball hires Zach Spyker to keep name recognition
According to sources close to Drexel’s men’s basketball head coaching search, athletic director Aaric Wilmur provided search firm Parker Executive Search with just one requirement…

Apr. 1, 2015
Investigation reveals reason for m. bball injury problems
A month-long investigation by The Rectangle into the training methods of the Drexel University men’s basketball team revealed that the team’s lone trainer, Maximillian Payne,…
Apr. 1, 2015
Ruben Amaro Jr. finally embraces farm system
When asked about his team’s primary goals going forward during a press conference March 20, Philadelphia Phillies General Manager Ruben Amaro Jr. gave a unique…
