During the Feb. 28 performance of “The Vagina Monologues” at Drexel University’s Mandell Theater, local man Rick Walters began a rousing edition of The Penis Game, which he ultimately won by beating out several other members of the audience. As the lights brightened and the curtains went down for intermission, Walters took a trip to […]
After Creative Director Jeremy Scott’s debut collection featuring McDonald’s inspired purses, apparel, and yes, iPhone French Fry cases, America’s favorite fast food employees have been lashing out at Moschino. Claiming that the collection was a mockery of minimum wage workers, McEmployees demanded that Moschino formally apologize to each of them. After shots were fired, the […]
With his political career in Toronto on the rocks, Mayor Rob Ford is embarking on a new career path: acting. Ford was recently in town to black out at a Maple Leafs versus Flyers game and took the time to sit down with The Rectangle and discuss his latest endeavors. When asked about this sudden, […]
Leonardo DiCaprio to end Oscars losing streak by playing Mother Teresa. On Oscar night earlier this March, Mathew McConaughey was named best actor for his portrayal of real-life AIDS patient Ron Woodroof. It was also the night that paved the way for Leonardo DiCaprio to continue his Oscars losing streak, now standing at an impressive […]
I’ll admit that things took a downhill turn for me once I graduated from Drexel with my creative writing degree in hand. Things just went from bad to worse, and now here I am in the streets. I used to write the weekly beer column for The Rectangle, but now all I have left to […]
The unthinkable has happened! Kim Kardashian has been lusting after a spot on the cover of Vogue for a while now, but she got much more than that. Kardashian has officially been named editor-in-chief of every fashion lover’s bible. The news has taken many by surprise and the consensus among readers is confusion. The question […]