Leo

Leo, here’s a step-by-step guide for your day! Wake up, text your side piece (or sext your side piece), tell your significant other you love them, go shopping, secretly meet with your side piece in the mall bathroom, leave them there to get picked up by your significant other and go to a candle lit dinner, get discovered, work the conversation, invite the side piece over, and end the day with double the fun!

Drexel runs out of money, UPenn to absorb University

Facing severe financial troubles, Drexel University has announced that the University of Pennsylvania will be absorbing Drexel. As Drexel explaineds in a press release, this move will allow Drexel to pay off $700 million of debt accrued from paying university executives with UPenn’s endowment.

How John Frye spends his millions

On March 14, Drexel University President John Frye released a statement addressing recent student concerns regarding his revenue. This message was sent to the Drexel community following a report of President Frye’s salary on Feb. 16.  “I am pained that many students have expressed their views that I am unworthy of $2 million each year,” […]

Freshman lost in Main Building finally speaks out following rescue

Navigating a new school can be a challenge for many new students, but few will face an interior layout as complex as the one braved by Drexel students with classes in the historic Main Building. Aptly named for its many purposes as a joint space for classes, the performing arts, administrative office spaces, and more, […]

Virgo

Vir-GO WILD GIRL!!! Get lit! Get crazy! You’ll get not one, not two, not even three bodies today! Tear through the city!

What the FUCK is your FUCKING major??

Question 1) Which type of water bottle would you carry around campus on your way to your 9 a.m. class after halloweekend? Question 2) Scenario: You booked a study room at the library for 12 p.m. and saw a group of students still eating Wawa inside at 12 p.m. How would you react? Question 3) […]