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He shocked the world by telling a story in reverse with “Memento,” he revitalized the superhero genre with “The Dark Knight” trilogy, he created an…
Campus has been buzzing with the recent announcement of the Frye Festival. This luxury music festival taking place smack-dab in the middle of winter term…
Apr. 1, 2019
Local asshat foils house party with the fire code
Nothing beats the excitement of going to your first basement show in West Philly. The muffled music bleeding up from the floorboards, crowds of people…
Apr. 1, 2019
Tinder Bio of the Week
Jen, 72 My friends would say I’m a slut for bingo. I have four eels that love me more than my grandchildren. I hate to…
Apr. 1, 2019
Off The Radar
Vinyls April 1 Various Artists – “Now That’s What I Call Music 420” Nickelback & Imagine Dragons – “Greatest Shits Collection” Bradley Cooper & Lady…
Apr. 1, 2019
Scarlett Johansson recast as Marvel minorities
Marvel fans were stunned earlier this week when Marvel Studios dropped the new trailer for its upcoming film “Avengers: Endgame.” The film picks up after…
Apr. 1, 2018
The Rectangle’s Top 5 Movies of the ’90s
The ’90s were a fantastic period for film. Breakouts at Sundance like “Reservoir Dogs” lead to a wave of indie filmmaking, jumpstarting multiple careers in…
Apr. 1, 2018
90th Academy Awards big win for fish freaks
The Oscars: the biggest night in Hollywood. It’s also probably the biggest night in other places, but definitely the biggest one in Hollywood. Unless all…
Apr. 1, 2018
100% FOOLPROOF WAY TO GET A GIRLFRIEND (NOT CLICKBATE) #girlfriend
Valentine’s Day is only 319 days away, but it’s never too early to start looking for that special someone. That’s why the Rectangle staff got…
Apr. 1, 2018
Fifth Harmony disbands: Teens, tweens mourn the end of an era
It’s a tough time to be a teenager. Social media is growing into a finely tuned weapon for cyberbullies, the generational gap grows deeper as…
Apr. 1, 2017
Limbo IPA is great if you’re man enough to handle it
The term is winding up again and and everyone knows what that means: immobilizing anxiety and the near certainty that your grades will make you…
Apr. 1, 2017
Local student fears friends will ask him opinion on upcoming albums
January means the start of a new year, 2017. For many it is the opportunity to start afresh, an opportunity to embrace everything new that…
Apr. 1, 2017
Drexel Bachelorette finale to air April 1
The finale of the Drexel Bachelorette will air on DUTV April 1 at 9 p.m. It has been a tumultuous season for Drexel University Television’s…
Apr. 1, 2017
Quad Aid concert to return quad to former glory
What better way to kick off spring term than to have a music festival? Tons of schools in the area agree! I’m sure you’ve heard…
Apr. 1, 2017
Amy Schumer surprises students with vulgar standup
Comedian Amy Schumer delivered a one-hour set to a jam-packed Main Auditorium March 31. Schumer has become a national sensation thanks to her HBO comedy…
Apr. 1, 2017
Ask Gary! 2017 Submissions
Hiya Gary, My friends are peer pressuring me into getting a Bitmoji but I think that they are a waste of time and merely serve…
Apr. 1, 2017
Horoscope: April 1, 2017
Aries (March 21 – April 19) — Today will be the day you finally become woke. Enjoy your new feeling of enlightenment and do not…
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