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How to get a co-op
April 01, 2025 by Rectangle Admin
The S&P 500 fell to an all-time low yesterday and so have co-op offerings. Many students who would like to get job experience and money are unable to do so. The Rectangle interviewed Nepo Baby ‘27, who has secured a prestigious investment banking co-op at J.P. Morgan, to share his resume to help future Drexel […]
Meet the Interdimensional Lovecraftian Horror responsible for your dining hall food
April 01, 2025 by Rectangle Admin
There are two dining halls that Drexel University students who are on the school’s meal plan may frequent. These dining halls are controversial among Drexel students. “The meal plan is a scam,” says one disgruntled diner at Urban Eatery. “You pay a stupid amount of money and the food’s barely edible.” When asked for an […]
Following Layoffs at the Department of Education, Drexel drops CR-1 Training Module
April 01, 2025 by Rectangle Admin
After learning of the Department of Education’s initiative to reduce their workforce by 50 percent, Drexel University celebrated by removing the mandatory CR-1 training module that prohibits discrimination, harassment and retaliation. Drexel administrators jumped with joy Wednesday morning after learning of the D.O.E.’s reduction in workforce by deciding to indefinitely waive the mandatory CR-1 training […]
MARIO
April 01, 2025 by Rectangle Admin
On Saturday, March 14, Drexel hosted New Dragon Day for its newly admitted students. At first, everything was normal — excited teenagers, overbearing parents, photos and forced enthusiasm. But then — then began the disappearances. As the festivities wrapped up, parents began to frantically report their children missing. Drexel Public Safety performed their usual checks […]
RECTANGLE BACHELOR!
April 01, 2025 by Rectangle Admin
Hello, Rectangle readers! This spring we will be hosting the first-ever season of the Rectangle Bachelor, starring opinion writer Tobin Raza as the man everyone desires! Tobin is a bright and beautiful young man, and any lady (or anyone, for that matter) would be lucky to have him. If you are interested, please report to […]
New legacy scholarship announced
April 01, 2025 by Rectangle Admin
On March 17, the University of Pennsylvania announced the creation of a new scholarship known as the “Quaker Legacy Scholarship,” which will reward students simply for being born into the right family. The Quaker Legacy Scholarship is intended to ensure that the children of alumni, donors and anyone who has ever attended a UPenn tailgate […]
EXCLUSIVE Interview with Antonio Merlot
April 01, 2025 by Rectangle Admin
Against all the odds, The Rectangle secured an exclusive interview with incoming university president Antonio Merlot about his vision for his term as Drexel University’s 16th president. The following interview has been heavily fabricated for clarity and levity. The Rectangle: Could you introduce yourself? AM: My name is Antonio Merlot, and I was the head […]
New campus White Lotus
April 01, 2025 by Rectangle Admin
Juan Frye has done it again. The students of Drexel have been in complete despair since he abandoned them for Temple University. However, he has left them with one last parting gift: Drexel will become a White Lotus hotel. After all, what could be better than a university transforming into a questionably run luxury resort? […]
The rampant Prepidemic at Drexel
April 01, 2025 by Rectangle Admin
As May approaches, young preps across the country are deciding where to attend college. Many would assume that Philly-bound preps will be studying at the University of Pennsylvania, with its classic Ivy League look and colonial roots. However, a small but lively prep subculture exists right here at Drexel University. Largely congregated within LeBow college, […]