127 hours of gaming later

Like most of you reading this, I go to Drexel. And you know what that means — papers, stress, hallucinations derived from sleep deprivation and caffeine-induced heart attacks. I have three papers that are due on a Monday and I still have to study for finals! Man, that’s a lot of work. How can I […]

PROOF THE TRIANGLE IS FAKE NEWS

Journalism is a lie. Reality isn’t really reality at all. Everything you think you know is probably wrong because papers all over the world have been deceiving the public for decades on behalf of Russia, publishing deceptive and incorrect facts. If you know all of this, it should come as no shock that The Triangle […]

Plagued by sniffles, Saric’s season is in jeopardy

Throughout his teenage years, the sniffles continued to be an issue. In more trouble injury news for the Philadelphia 76ers, power forward Dario Saric has come down with a case of the sniffles. Nearing the end of a tremendous season, Saric was noted by reporters to be touching his nose tenderly and speaking in a […]

Thompkins sets Rec record with 69 turnover week

Drexel Recreation Center’s Johnny Thompkins has been named “Athlete of the Week” for the week of March 26 – April 1 following his performance in a variety of basketball games taking place in the Rec center’s courts throughout the week. A junior communications major, Thompkins is well-known in Drexel recreational basketball circles for his game. […]

Eagles decide to tank to gain Twitter followers

Rumors are swirling throughout the Drexel University athletics world. Vague reports and first hand encounters repeatedly roll in from throughout campus, but as of yet they have been either unreliable or difficult to substantiate. But now, The Rectangle has received exclusive evidence of a fact that has been tough to prove: the existence of the […]

LaVar Ball proclaims the greatness of his daughter

LaVar Ball, the outspoken father of University of California at Los Angeles men’s basketball star Lonzo Ball, said March 29 that his daughter is better than any woman who’s ever played basketball at Drexel University. Ball’s comments came as a shock, considering the fact that he does not have a daughter. “She’s on her way, […]

Myth becomes reality: Drexel squash team spotted

Rumors are swirling throughout the Drexel University athletics world. Vague reports and first hand encounters repeatedly roll in from throughout campus, but as of yet they have been either unreliable or difficult to substantiate. But now, The Rectangle has received exclusive evidence of a fact that has been tough to prove: the existence of the […]

Limbo IPA is great if you’re man enough to handle it

The term is winding up again and and everyone knows what that means: immobilizing anxiety and the near certainty that your grades will make you the family disappointment. But in an effort to quell these Drexel shaft week blues, I’m going to do a beer review! To begin, I want to clear the air about […]

Local student fears friends will ask him opinion on upcoming albums

January means the start of a new year, 2017. For many it is the opportunity to start afresh, an opportunity to embrace everything new that could come your way. For local student, Teddy Cobble, it is his biggest fear. Cobble is a boy, not yet a man, a sophomore who is slowly coming into his […]

Drexel Bachelorette finale to air April 1

The finale of the Drexel Bachelorette will air on DUTV April 1 at 9 p.m. It has been a tumultuous season for Drexel University Television’s second-most popular program, reality or otherwise. Let’s recap some of this season’s highlights so that you are all caught up in time for the big finale. This season’s bachelorette is […]