Welcome back to The Rectangle’s Pickle Review Corner! Today we will be reviewing the “Heinz Genuine Whole Dill Pickle.” Three of our expert pickle critics will taste the pickles, break them down by category and give a closing statement. Sam: Well right out of the gate, when cracking open the jar, I was hit with […]
In a heartbreaking announcement to students and faculty, the Drexel University Counseling Center announced that the beloved therapy and emotional support dogs, Espresso, Java, and Mocha Latte, had vanished overnight. “We have no idea what happened. We left them in their beds last night, and when we got back they were gone,” said a representative […]
In just a few days, the Drexel Football Team faces off against their conference rivals, Penn Improv Super Squad for the championship title. As this legendary event approaches, Drexel University officials are preparing for tens of fans to hit Lancaster Walk, and avoid a repeat of the dangerous situations caused by DFTs past victories. Melvin […]
The University of Pennsylvania has announced its plan to open a luxury squash center on campus, named The University of Pennsylvania Ivy League Squash Center of the University of Pennsylvania. In the announcement for the squash center, the university pledged to invest $80 million into the project, coincidentally double the cost of Drexel’s. The squash […]
On March 19, Drexel University announced a new policy regarding former students of the University of the Arts who had transferred to the Antoinette Westphal College of Media Arts and Design after its unfortunate demise. The policy will deport all UArts refugees on sight in an attempt to deal with the overpopulation issues of Westphal. […]