Ruben Amaro Jr. finally embraces farm system

When asked about his team’s primary goals going forward during a press conference March 20, Philadelphia Phillies General Manager Ruben Amaro Jr. gave a unique insight into the direction of his organization. “Right now, we’re really looking into a lot of different options going forward. We like the idea of horse-driven plows or maybe just […]

Despite detour, business as usual for men’s crew team

In what turned out to be a comical but inconsequential detour, a Drexel University crew boat accidentally rowed across the Atlantic Ocean in the middle of its spring season opener against local schools. Despite the days-long detour, the men’s varsity eight boat still finished a solid 22 seconds ahead of second-place finisher Villanova University. In […]

BREAKING: CHIP KELLY TRADED TO THE TITANS

The Philadelphia Eagles traded head coach Chip Kelly to the Tennessee Titans March 30 in exchange for the second overall pick in the 2015 NFL Draft. In a huge move, the Eagles look poised to select University of Oregon quarterback Marcus Mariota. Strangely, the man who seems to have wanted Mariota at the helm of […]

Sam Hinkie finally punished for one-sided deals

Philadelphia 76ers general manager Sam Hinkie is known for his ability to make a splash in the NBA trade market. Usually, that’s a good thing. On March 16, however, Sam Hinkie’s wheeling and dealing finally caught up to him. In light of new testimony, a judgment has been handed down to the oft-hated general manager […]

Campus Hot Spots

Drexel University’s hottest Friday-night spot on campus is French Fry, located underneath of what remains of the James E. Marks Intercultural Center. To ge there you must dig through the rubble until you find an exact replica of the hatch from “Lost,” knock three times and then you’ll be greeted by the bouncer, a surly […]

Daily Horoscopes

Horoscope for April 1, 2015 Aries (March 21 – April 19) — Today, you will encounter your soul mate while in line at a Chinese food cart that may or may not be up to the most current health codes. You will order the General Tso chicken while the love of your life orders chicken […]

Ask Gary!

Hi Gary, I am trying to figure out my housing situation for next year. There are a lot of options but most all of them are out of my price range. What should I do? Sincerely, Homeless Hank   Howdy Hank,   Housing is always a touchy subject at Drexel. To me, there is a […]