Month: April 2024

Scorpio

April 01, 2024 by

Give your boyfriend a big kiss today before you leave the house because its gonna be the last time monogamy will be true about your relationship! Your sexy “friend” is going to really upset things…

SEPTA Scrubbed! “Drexel Station” at 30th street sets SEPTA straight

April 01, 2024 by

Last Friday, the American Public Transportation Association ranked SEPTA as the cleanest transit system in North America — a title I had to confirm as a veteran rider. I walked down the soon-to-be “Drexel Station” at 30th Street and braced myself for an experience I’d undergone many times: one faceted by the SEPTA smells of […]

Aquarius

April 01, 2024 by

Get LOUD, girl! Your roommate needs to be out-moaned by you today! Time to show her who’s really getting it the best in the suite!

Pisces

April 01, 2024 by

Try something new! Your significant other is getting a little bored with the vanilla stuff…so switch it up! Just make sure to always communicate, stay hydrated, and if you need a safe word, here’s a couple for you to try out! “More”, “Yes”, “Ow!”, “We should do this more often” or just say one of their parents’ names.

Aries

April 01, 2024 by

Aries are WILD! And FREAKY! So block your boyfriend’s contact and go get it girl! Go out on the town and get absolutely laid! Find a roster and work through it in one night and one night only!

Taurus

April 01, 2024 by

Tauruses are wildly passionate creatures! Hear them roar! They adore bodily exploration and LOTS and LOTS of fun!

The “Drexel” games, the fight to the death for scholarship

April 01, 2024 by

In a move that has left the academic community stunned (and slightly concerned), Drexel University announced last Friday their newest innovative venture to alleviate the growing burden of student debt amongst Drexel students: the Drexel Games. According to a statement put out by the University, the Drexel Games is modeled after a very famous piece […]

Amari Williams demands tea party following practice

April 01, 2024 by

Drexel veteran and three time CAA defensive player of the year, Amari Williams, made headlines last week after a hard fought practice. The 6’10” senior stormed off following the team’s routine practice followed closely by Head Coach Zach Spicher who would speak with the Rectangle following the chaos.  “I’ve dealt with a lot of interesting […]

Drexel Athletics Superlatives

April 01, 2024 by

Division 1 athletes are local celebrities at school. They walk around with their parkas and embroidered backpacks and seem to be everywhere. After careful observation of all the athletes on campus, we decided to give all of the teams superlatives. This was 100% scientific and not at all based on vibes. I mean, what kind […]