Fryz announces plans to convert Art Museum to squash courts

News rolled in earlier this week when President Daddy Fryz decided to take to an impromptu podium assembled in front of the Dragon statue where all the construction is. Over the sound of a cacophony of jackhammers and grown men ogling barely legal students, our fearless king, lord and savior did make a decree. In […]

Fryz caught red handed in assassination plot

President Daddy Fryz was escorted out of Main Building in handcuffs the morning of April 1 after an extensive assisination plot was uncovered, police say. The conspiracy unraveled last Thursday when a Drexel University Facilities worker was repairing a broken drawer in the President’s office. When the worker removed the drawer, he noticed a hand-written […]

Rectangle Rejects 2019

This is a place where we gather up only the finest pieces of pop culture. These are the things so genius and wonderful we simply can’t ever stop thinking about them, new or old, popular or waiting to be discovered. Here is what you should check out this April Fool’s day. Movie: “Birdemic: Shock and […]

Local asshat foils house party with the fire code

Nothing beats the excitement of going to your first basement show in West Philly. The muffled music bleeding up from the floorboards, crowds of people getting drunk in the kitchen and the sweat-filled basements are all factors that make West Philly basement shows so unique and exciting. You know it’s a good one when it’s […]

PISB Biowall to be replaced with students’ plastic waste

Students of the College of Arts and Sciences — especially the biology and chemistry kids, since they are the ones who spend the most time in the Papadakis Integrated Sciences Building — were shocked when they got an email from the dean of CoAS announcing that the Biowall is going to be replaced with plastic […]

Tinder Bio of the Week

Jen, 72 My friends would say I’m a slut for bingo. I have four eels that love me more than my grandchildren. I hate to laugh but I love nails on chalkboards. My ideal afternoon is smoking at home in just my sweatpants and Life Alert. Must be at least 7 ft and younger than […]

Drexel changes slogan to ‘Construction Can’t Wait’

Drexel University is well-regarded for its rigorous, fast-paced academics, its extensive community involvement and service, and its worldwide cooperative education program. But Drexel recently placed extremely high on a brand new U.S. News Colleges Ranking — for Biggest College Campus Construction Projects. Drexel’s landed in first place on the list for the numerous, never-ending, costly […]

Off The Radar

Vinyls April 1 Various Artists – “Now That’s What I Call Music 420” Nickelback & Imagine Dragons – “Greatest Shits Collection” Bradley Cooper & Lady Gaga – “Audio of Sex in Bradley’s Dressing Room (Shallow Remix)” Ariana Grande – “soɐɥɔ sᴉ ǝɟᴉl ʎɯ” Brockhampton – “This One’s For The White Fans”   4D Films April […]

Scarlett Johansson recast as Marvel minorities

Marvel fans were stunned earlier this week when Marvel Studios dropped the new trailer for its upcoming film “Avengers: Endgame.” The film picks up after the events of last year’s “Avengers: Infinity War,” following the heroes that the Marvel Cinematic Universe has been establishing across its past 21 installments. Over the years, audiences have fallen […]