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#MyFuture allows students to donate to Drexel in their early years
#OOTD
100% FOOLPROOF WAY TO GET A GIRLFRIEND (NOT CLICKBATE) #girlfriend
127 hours of gaming later
90th Academy Awards big win for fish freaks
A tribute to a fan’s love of Sam Hinkie
Admin changes all traffic lights to blue and yellow only
Allen Iverson agrees to become women’s basketball assistant coach
Amari Williams demands tea party following practice
Amazon HQ2 delivered to you
Amy Schumer surprises students with vulgar standup
Anna Wintour Opens Family Farm
Aquarius
Are you Gay?
Aries
Ask Gary
Ask Gary!
Ask Gary! 2017 Submissions
Bad Idea fund will waste org. money
Bernie can still win the presidency
Beyoncé to perform at Spring Jam
BREAKING: CHIP KELLY TRADED TO THE TITANS
Caine gets frisky with fidget spinners in new Nolan epic
Campus Hot Spots
Cancer
Capricorn
Cats: a serious threat to society
Construction workers earn degrees
Crimea Officially Votes to Secede From Ukraine
Daily Horoscopes
Daily Pennsylvanian may have printed its last issue ever
Demolition of ICC tempts fiery retribution from the gods
Designer profile: Duchess of Meowington
Despite detour, business as usual for men’s crew team
DiCaprio to play Mother Theresa in all-out Oscar bid
Dining hall food kills students, retention rate approaches zero
DIY: Uber Hip Flower Crown
Dragons, Sixers will play in series with high stakes
Drexel Athletics ditches ‘I am a Dragon’ slogan
Drexel Athletics Superlatives
Drexel Bachelorette finale to air April 1
Drexel builds new stadium to one-up Temple
Drexel CCI finally cracking down on student hygiene issues
Drexel changes slogan to ‘Construction Can’t Wait’
Drexel football becomes Division I football team
Drexel purchases Center City mall
Drexel runs out of money, UPenn to absorb University
Drexel spends $500 million to buy 30th Street Station
Drexel’s premiere dining hall receives high praise
Eagles decide to tank to gain Twitter followers
Eagles safety was actually covering his own shadow
EDITORIAL: BERNIE SANDERS 2016 FULL COMMUNISM NOW HAIL SATAN
Engineering student speaks for the first time in open conversation
Exposed: Triangle staff writer Michael Duffin
Fake It ’til You Make It
Fans shocked, Bryce Harper signs with Yankees
Fast food chains to replace the Hans, students rejoice
Fifth Harmony disbands: Teens, tweens mourn the end of an era
Former men’s basketball coach Bruiser Flynt takes up knitting to fill unemployment
Freshman lost in Main Building finally speaks out following rescue
Fries to reveal his sexy side at Drexel Drag Show
Fries will judge squash in DAC
Frye Festival lineup drops, promises five days of fun?
Fryz announces plans to convert Art Museum to squash courts
Fryz caught red handed in assassination plot
Fuck all the readers
Fuck ambition
Fuck it, I’m free ballin’.
Gemini
GMAP’s Latest Project
Hey bitch, this school is cheaper than your mom
High rate of concussions among Drexel football team
High tuition should make you happy
Honors Lounge to offer open bar for smart students only
Horoscope: April 1, 2016
Horoscope: April 1, 2017
How John Frye spends his millions
How to have a debate with your friends
Investigation reveals reason for m. bball injury problems
Jawn Fries sets out to determine side effects of letting ambition wait
Job lined up for North West at American Vogue
John Frye signs contract to turn Drexel into amusement park
Kardashian Takeover
Keystone Light gives frugal drinkers taste of PA pride
LaVar Ball proclaims the greatness of his daughter
Leo
Let’s not lie: #Nolivesmatter
Let’s take Drexel University and push it somewhere else!
Libra
Limbo IPA is great if you’re man enough to handle it
Lizard People Speak Out On ‘Oscars So Human’
Local asshat foils house party with the fire code
Local student fears friends will ask him opinion on upcoming albums
Looking through eyes of scorn
M. bball hires Zach Spyker to keep name recognition
Make a dash for cold hard cash
Man wins ‘Penis Game’ at ‘Vagina Monologues’
Massenat returning to Drexel, mostly for the food
Mat men excited to land prized recruit, Matt Mann
McCollab
Meme
Mi casa, tu casa… it’s everybody’s casa
Missed Connections
Muslin ban reexamines the fabric of America
Myth becomes reality: Drexel squash team spotted
NCAA announces March Madness bracket expansion
NCAA: field hockey refs constantly make up rules
New after-death housing requirement now enforces triple grave occupancy
New Folly application helps students waste their money
Off The Radar
Olde English 800 is good friend to Drexel alum out on the streets
Phillies begin partnership with retirement home
Pies should be triangles not circles
PISB Biowall to be replaced with students’ plastic waste
Pisces
Plagued by sniffles, Saric’s season is in jeopardy
President Fry does the Philly Naked Bike Ride
PROOF THE TRIANGLE IS FAKE NEWS
Quad Aid concert to return quad to former glory
Rectangle Rants with Skippy the Dog
Rectangle Rejects 2019
Return from co-op hospitalizes students
Rich folks break ground at Poorman building site
Rob Ford talks USA, career goals, TV and cunnilingus
Ruben Amaro Jr. finally embraces farm system
Sagittarius
Sam Hinkie finally punished for one-sided deals
Scarlett Johansson recast as Marvel minorities
Scorpio
Scorsese’s latest is uber long porno
SEPTA Scrubbed! “Drexel Station” at 30th street sets SEPTA straight
Shoot, I need a gun!
Silver Toga Thrasher takes on Brass Knuckles Bandit in pay-per-view smack-down
Sixers try out roster of CPU players
Small-town store impresses local hipster with indie track
Snowden behind student info. leak
Song Recommendations
Spring beauty trend report
Spring brake cancellation
Star Sightings
Student who went missing in Curtis still not found
Students disappear in Starbucks line
Students found not guilty of hazing
Studio splits ‘Mockingjay’ into 27 film installments
TAKE AWAY ALL THE BREAKS
Taurus
Teaching assistant under fire for tweet about ‘freshman genocide’
TEEK purchases Drexel, lifts ban on itself
Tenured professors hunted down, kept in dungeon
The “Drexel” games, the fight to the death for scholarship
The best headliners for DragonFly 2024
The Drexel Experience
The Greatest of All Time, Tom Brady, is retiring
The King, LeBron James, is coming to Philadelphia
The magnificent shaft: Drexel’s newest mascot
The must-have accessory of 2015
The Rectangle’s Top 5 Movies of the ’90s
Thompkins sets Rec record with 69 turnover week
Tinder Bio of the Week
Too many freshmen accepted, again
Top 10 unproblematic kings unscathed by the #MeToo era
Top 5 trends from Fashion week
Trampling trend sees an increased herd of followers
Trampoline used to avoid construction
Trump buys The Study, erects middle finger to UPenn
Trump pumps up teams for NBA finals at DAC
Two girls one (roofied) cup! PikeSpike is Back!
Univ. lowers tuition for 2015-2016
Upcoming Shows: Kanye West, The National, Modern Baseball
UPenn Achievements Report March 25 to April 1
UPenn claims ‘Triangle’ is fake
US blood money should be better spent
Valentino presents Pasta Collection
Vegan students protest lack of adequate service, begin harvesting Papadakis biowall
Virgo
Want green space? Blow up Left Bank
What the FUCK is your FUCKING major??
What’s Happening in Philadelphia
Which frat can you find your next situationship?
Women’s bathrooms: Why are they still a thing?
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