Aries (March 21 – April 19) — Today will be the day you finally become woke. Enjoy your new feeling of enlightenment and do not miss an opportunity to inform your friends to this new development. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) — Hightail it over to one of those Escape the Room jawns with […]
Aries (March 21 – April 19) — Your reckless nature will come back to haunt you as you contract an upset tummy from that floor muffin you ate the other day. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) — Buy some bongos and prepare to busk because Drexel just cancelled your jazz dance scholarship. Gemini (May […]
Horoscope for April 1, 2015 Aries (March 21 – April 19) — Today, you will encounter your soul mate while in line at a Chinese food cart that may or may not be up to the most current health codes. You will order the General Tso chicken while the love of your life orders chicken […]