
Fryz announces plans to convert Art Museum to squash courts
April 01, 2019 by The Rocky Statue
News rolled in earlier this week when President Daddy Fryz decided to take to an impromptu podium assembled in front of the Dragon statue where all the construction is. Over the sound of a cacophony of jackhammers and grown men ogling barely legal students, our fearless king, lord and savior did make a decree. In […]